Just a dirty night out.
- uktelboy
- Mar 19, 2021
- 13 min read
(To put you in the picture, when I wrote regularly on another forum, I had written about the place mentioned below and described it, so regular readers already knew about it. But most of those scribblings are long gone.
So, to fill in the details (as it will crop up from time to time).....there's a bar in London which has Cruise Nights, Underwear nights and Naked nights. I once went to a cruise night, early evening, and can't say I enjoyed it apart from the fact that I'd taken someone with me. But that's another story. I always went on Naked nights, which were Tuesday and Thursday.
Basically, it's the cellar of an old building. From a street full of regular bars, restaurants, offices and quirky shops, there's a a random open door, with a black surround and the name above. Through the doorway you immediately head down a dark staircase with subtle pink lighting, to a closed door at the bottom and a small window to one side where you pay for entrance fee. You're handed drinks voucher and a small plastic bag containing a condom, a sachet of lube and two tickets with the same number. The door is then unlocked and in you head, in to the gloom.

Once in, you're to the side of a bar area. Not the biggest range of libations to chose from, but enough!!. Next to the bar, to your right, is a stable door where a guy will take one of your numbered tickets and attach it to a collapsible basket which he then hands to you. To the right of that space is a small changing area, enough for 7 or 8 people. More to the point, it's for undressing. A the far end is a TV showing porn, though I'm not sure why they bother with that. The only thing its good for is lighting the area enough to check out the other new arrivals...or leavers!
Most people leave on their socks and footwear. In part, because you don't quite know what you may be walking on (eewwww), but primarily, it's so that you have somewhere to store your ticket, drinks voucher, poppers, condom, lube...whatever. That said, there are refilling stations dotted about where you can help yourself to condoms and lube. If you intend drinking much, you can set up a tab and pay before you leave.
So...naked, with the exception of footwear, you hand your belongings over for safe keeping at the stable door...and off you go. The entire space is brick, painted black and dimly lit, with cliche 'club' music belting out.
It is a social place. I first used to go there with a naturist friend. We'd sit at the bar, naked, have a few drinks, catch up with the gossip and towards the end of our evening, we'd go have 'fun'.
Generally speaking, not much happens in the immediate vicinity of the bar area, being unofficially reserved for those wanting to watch porn on the TV behind the bar, drink, chat or just take a bit of time out. It's also the lightest area, so it's a good place to sit on one of the leather sofas and see who passes by.
Besides the bar, there are 5/6 zones. On the far side of the bar is a chain curtain which leads through to a 'lounge seating' area (zone 1). The seating is almost all the way round the room and if you had maybe 20 people sitting shoulder to shoulder, it would be full. In centre are a few footstool sized cubes. Has a bit of a 'lounge' feel to it.
Zone 2 is almost opposite the bar area, by the WC's, and leads to all other zones. Another chain curtain leads to what is little more than a walk through area, which has fairly narrow 'bench seats', the full length of the walls either side, but higher than you would normally expect to sit. For this reason, I refer to it as the 'suck' zone.
No 3, adjacent to this is the glory zone which is basically a dark corridor with 4 or 5 cubicles containing glory holes in them (not an area I often spend time). At end of the space is just a small, pitch black, dark 'room' (5 people standing and it's full).
From the far end of zones 2 and 3 is 4 and the 6th-ish. Area 6 is just a low ceilinged corridor off of which are about 5 private 'caves' (zone 4 ) with low vaulted ceilings (I can't even stand up), swinging 'saloon' style doors and house half bed sized mattress. Used by 3 max, at any given time.
Back to area 6...which is only there as walkway ...however it can be the busiest place. On a busy night, the only way to get through is to wait until you're all sweaty and to squeeze through the other sweaty bods. It can be fun..especially if you get stuck with someone hot.
Finally, 5 is the fuck zone. The largest area apart from the bar. There are bench seats on two sides, and on the opposite sides are a number of set ups which are like small, 4-potser beds, made from scaffolding and have 3ft or 4ft square mattresses (all seats and mattresses are covered with orange plastic ..in case you're imagining velour or flowery cotton), In the centre are 3 large casks/barrels. This area is another which tends to get a bit heated at times. Woof!
Opposite to the way in from the corridor, is another chain curtain leading back to the bar, next to the changing room.
So there you have it. That's the circuit. It's a bit seedy, but I've never had a bad night there.
So this post was after one such evening.
After a few fairly frustrating weeks of limited encounters, I felt it was time to visit the "Nude bar" which I frequent every now and then.
Being a cold, damp evening, it wasn't as busy as the last few visits, however having got myself naked, I grabbed a John Smith's (beer) and went for a wonder to see who's about.
I'd not even completed one full circuit when I saw a fit, 'Eastern Block' looking guy sitting alone in the suck zone. Roughly aged 30, well built but not exactly defined, smooth, pale skin, dark cropped dark hair, quite handsome but very serious looking. He has a nice, average, uncut cock which was still flaccid at that point. I'm not really sure why he was alone as he was the hottest fella I'd seen up until that point. As I stood looking, he seemed slightly uneasy, but he did start to surreptitiously play with his meat which I took as an indication that he was interested enough. I went over, squatted in front of him and sucked his slightly swollen member into my mouth. He immediately sat back and put his hands on my head. In no time at all, his 'semi' became a full erection and as I started to deep throat him, he pushed my head right down to his balls so his clipped pubes were in my face.
For maybe 10 mins it was just me and him. We sucked each other, I fingered his hole, sucked his nips, he played with mine..... but kissing was something he clearly wasn't keen on (with me, at least), so there wasn't much of that.
Eventually another fella sidled up and presented his cock to my 'Ruskie' mate for sucking while i was working on his throbbing member.
I did join Ruskie giving some mouth action on the new fellas dick, but I guess he felt it was a bit too much like kissing as he wasn't fully engaged.
Anyway...I'd enjoyed my time with him and it was a great start to the evening, however I felt it was time to move on to see who else was around. So, leaving Ruskie to his new playmate, I headed off into the gloom. (For anyone who's not been to such places, you rarely limit yourself to one person for the evening. One likes to treat it as sexual smorgasbord)
To describe all the action, it would be like a writing a book, but throughout the evening there were 3 other men I enjoyed a significant amount of action with..in between numerous short lived sucks, snogs, gropes, fingerings and groups.
Firstly...I'm not sure where he suddenly appeared from, but I found myself in a crowded spot, squeezed up against a rather attractive guy in his 30's, blond, straw like hair and wearing a chest harness. We were actually squashed together so he took the opportunity to start kissing me (to which i responded cordially :-)
Considering he looked as though he'd already been ravaged (which he probably had) his kissing was surprising gentle and soft. Very sensual. He was backed up to a barrel ( there are 2 or 3 randomly placed in this particular area. Probably so you can quite literally have someone '... over a barrel' haha).
When he could, he turned and leaned forward, resting his arms on the barrel and pushing his already well lubed arse, in to my groin.
I quickly rubbered up, and slipped inside him..causing him to arch up his back to draw his hole away from me slightly...indicating it wasn't yet comfortable ...which surprised me as he'd already been loosened up by someone. However he soon settled in to it and in no time I was banging away.
He liked it rough. Several times i grabbed hold of his hair and pulled his head back hard, or for a bit of extra thrusting purchase, I pulled on his chest harness. Only afterwards, it occurred to me it couldn't have been fitted correctly as I virtually throttled him as i pulled it hard. However, there was no resistance to my passionate aggression..indeed, he made enough noise to suggest he liked it.
He was wearing long socks which seemed to stock a whole host of accoutrements. Lube and poppers kept appearing...but there seemed to be a lot more contained within those football socks of his.
In time, he eventually turned and said he needed a break. He kissed me and said he would see me later!! (Turns out he went outside for a smoke. That's a faff, as you have to get dressed).
I might take this moment to interrupt proceedings, to comment on the very VERY handsome mixed race fella, with the perfect muscled bod and good sized cock who had appeared. He was undoubtedly the "alpha" of the evening...however, in this type of environment, strutting about with attitude doesn't do you any favours as there are too many other hot and willing men, ready for action, for anyone to be bothered chasing after those who expect everyone to come flocking, just so he can take his pick.
I see it time and time again..these alphas strutting around..alone, all evening.
Anyway...as it happens, my next significant encounter was with the same fella, with the harness. This time he was on his knees on a type of bed. He was already in the process of being fucked by someone, but as there was space to one side (another couple fucking on the other side of him) , I sat next to where he was kneeling, to watch. His arse was in the air, his head on the mattress. He looked up and saw it was me next to him. He shuffled round and buried his head in my groin. He couldn't seem to concentrate long enough to do much sucking, but he did...now and then. I was quite enjoying having this sexy, sweaty, fuckee clambering over me while he appeared to be helpless as the other, heavy, fella, pounded him from behind.
Suddenly, out from the sock appeared another condom which he managed to unwrap and place over my cock, explaining that he wanted to sit on it. At this point I discovered he was German.
As the heavy fucker disappeared, the German climbed astride me, as i slumped against the black wall and had him lower his hole over my upright dick and proceeded to ride it like a good 'n'.
His chunky penis was waving about in front of me, semi hard. In fact that was the hardest I saw it..but he was wanking away as he continued to work up a sweat, sliding up and down my pole. There were a few guys watching and feeling us. Eventually he leaned forward, kissed me and said, " Now the next one" . There was a fella standing to my right, boner in hand. By getting back on his knees and turning 45 degrees, he was able to back on to the new cock, and as the guy slipped in, the German once again buried his head in my groin.
Again, I enjoyed his ecstasy as he indulged himself on the willing cocks available..but his periodic sucking was beginning to get me too close, so I eventually explained, and headed off for another scout about.
My next significant encounter was with an Irish fella (was turning out to be a very international night). Late 20's, slim, with a little muscle in the right places. What drew my attention when standing next to me near the bar, was his stunning, sexy, dark eyes. Quite alluring. He had a mass of thick, wavy hair on his head and quite a layer of dark hair on his chest...and a very fine cock perfectly framed by a dark pubic bush, carefully trimmed. He was pretty to look at but I can't say I found him especially sexual. Cute and very easy on the eye, for sure, but i didn't have an overwhelming urge to drag him off to a man cave. However, he gave a cute smile as I headed off to the bench seating area where i first met the Russian (or whatever he was), behind a chain curtain. He followed me over and sat next to me.
What followed was very similar to events with the "Russian", although he did indulge in some hot kissing. There was a lot of mutual sucking. He even lay down on the bench so we could 69. I did get my fingers up his arse to stroke his nut, but he said he had tried to be fucked twice, but it wasn't happening. That was cool. He was a hot fella and I was enjoying his sweet enthusiasm. As is usually the case once two (or more) guys start to get in to each other, more men gather to watch, have a feel or try to join in. Irish was enjoyable, and his eyes did make me melt, but I was happy to leave him in the company of a few others. A pile of naked sweaty bodies
My 3rd significant hook up was back in the fuck zone, near the barrels and "beds.
To one side is a scaffold cube, approx 1.5meters square by 7ft high. At "bed" height in this cube is a platform with a mattress. As I walked by, there was a fella I'd not seen at all this evening, sat on the end of the mattress. My initial impression was that he looked drunk or drugged. As I passed, he slowly lunged forward with his mouth gaping, aiming for my lube covered erection. He seemed harmless so I stopped to let him have a suck while I surveyed the scene around. However..he was good at it and i rather enjoyed his attention.
Only then did i take more notice of him.
He had very neat ( business man like) salt and pepper hair. I couldn't really see his face as i stood there but his body was very lean, and now he wasn't slumped, I could see it was quite defined.
I stayed longer.
Its quite dark in that area, but I was standing directly under a red down lighter, so the action could be seen quite clearly.
After a while, he, like the German, magically produced an unwrapped condom...placed it on my dick and turned round so he was now kneeling on the mattress. With the light in the perfect spot for voyeurs, attention grew. The guy had a LOVERLY pert arse and nice slim waist. Watching my cock slide in and out of his tight butt, was quite hot...even though i say so myself ;-). A fella appeared at the side of the bed and keeled on it in such a way that the fuckee could be spit roasted. He was grunting and exclaiming a fair bit. I was really getting into this fella.
I fucked him for 15 or 20 mins until i could feel the sap beginning to rise. Either I had to stop.. or go the whole way.
Well...as someone who enjoys a bit of exhibitionism, and there were 7 or 8 men closely standing round watching... i decided I would go the whole hog. I reassumed a position I had adopted earlier which was to stand on the bottom cross bar of the cube, hold on the the two upright bars and to lean back..which meant that anyone standing behind me or to my side would perfectly see my hard throbbing member fucking the guys cute arse...with the light shining just in the right place. As I leaned back this time, I found myself leaning against someone. No idea who, but he was a big strong fella. A hand wondered across my chest as I bent my knees to thrust up and deep into my anonymous, faceless, arse donor, grunting louder while I impaled him good and hard.
He was now semi upright, in the arms of the guy the other end, who had been spit roasting him. He was letting out lots of ' Oh FUCK"s and "Oh God"s' as I ramped up the intensity of my trusting. In could hear a few of the small crowd commenting. The guy I was leaning against was undoubtedly wanking himself as he was shaking slightly, But it was all urging me on until I felt the first blinding eruption of my own orgasm, and let out an almighty.....'AAAAAARGH FUUÙUUUUUCK" followed by continuous grunts and announcements as the jizz pumped and pumped inside the hot, tight arse I could feel wrapped round my hard meat.
And on it went. The sensation of spewing cum inside this man, comments from the guys around, fading in and out.
A SMALL cheer was heard from some of them as the sensation began to subside and the motion slowed in pace. In different circumstances I felt as though I could have kept going and cum again..but eventually I slumped forward on to the fella's sweaty back.

"Fucking awesome" he said quite normally in a very well spoken English accent.
As I stood erect and pulled my still hard, dick from his hoop, he turned and introduced himself. Mark was his name. "That was amazing" he said " ..and good looking too. Always a bonus" ( I'm not blowing my own trumpet here. Just reporting the facts, and it's not often I get such generous compliments)
..however it was true that we'd not really seen each other properly. He was unexpectedly good looking too. Indeed it WAS a bonus.
I was slightly taken aback by how undrunk/undrugged he was. Amazingly coherent as it happens. He put an arm round my shoulder as the crowd sloped off to find other men to enjoy, as Mark gave me a friendly kiss and commented that he needed to get some air.
As for me...at the beginning of a busy work week, I needed to head home..one spunk load lighter.
It wasn't the best of nights I've had in that bar..but I made the most of it and had a good time... as always.
Hopefully back next month (with Caad9tx?)
(nb. Caad9tx is the username on another site, of the guy mentioned in in post 'Texas Dude')

That is a piss load of jizz shooting from his dick..tho not clear


Yummy sounds so hot in there
wish i was there 2
The tour was fascinating and a well-written tour de'force of a British club. Thank you! Would love to read your account of a raunch club...wet and dirty.