Texas Dude!
- uktelboy
- Feb 5, 2021
- 8 min read
4 or 5 times a year, I like to let down my 'sexual hair' and visit a nude bar which I've frequented for years.
One day, a chap called Michael posted about his visit to the bar on a forum we both used, so I dropped him a line. He lives in Texas but occasionally visited the UK (London) on business. We chatted for a while .....
....below, is the post which came about as a result.
A few months ago, a guy from the US posted about his trip to London and his visit to a nude bar which I frequent. Seems as though he enjoyed the experience, so I dropped him a friendly line.
In short, we agreed that maybe we'd go together sometime, but you know how it is with vague arrangements from someone afar! I hoped, but wasn't sure it would actually happen. However, yesterday it did.
We decided to go to SBN (Stark Bollock Naked) as my usual haunt is 'underwear' on a Sunday and we preferred the naked option.
After a delay getting to meet M, I was relieved to see a very handsome chap patiently waiting in the agreed place. He's tall and handsome with neat grey/s&p hair. I'm not sure of his age, but I'm guessing a few years younger than me. He appeared to be in good shape (though still clothed at this point...but I was expecting him to be fit as he's a triathlete), he has a great smile, kind eyes and did I mention handsome?
We went for a beer in a nearby restaurant and chatted easily, before going on to SBN. M was keen to try the place out, so there were no issues with him getting his clothes off...and when he did, I was pleased to see he was fit, as I'd imagined.
SBN is a nightclub build under the arches of a railways line. We were fairly early and there weren't too many men there at that point. Maybe 30. The usual mix of ages and body types.
M and I went for a scout around, as it's a bit of a maze. We saw a couple of slings already being made use of...but familiarization tour over, M took my hand, turned me towards him, said, 'Before you disappear off....' and kissed me. At that time we were standing in a big empty space... just the 2 of us kissing..for quite some time. He's very kissable.
When we were done kissing, we kissed some more, probing and exploring each others mouth with our eager tongues.
We were both still clutching drinks tokens, so with our exploration temporarily satiated, we decided to go use them, taking our libations to a seating area. There were some hot men around and numbers were picking up quickly, but we continued making out and ventured down to cock sucking. He's very good at it!! My cock can take some rough treatment, but his expert 'handling' was gentler but VERY hot.
We swapped positions, so he was sitting with me sucking him. (It was a high bench seat..not exactly a sinky sofa. Anyone would think it was designed for easy cock access! Ahem.)
I'd noticed he was being slow with his cold beer, so I took a mouthful and added his cock to the mix in my mouth. He seemed to like that. By the time the beer was warmer, I'd pass the beer from my mouth to his mouth. Between making out and cock sucking, this was done several times until the beer was finally gone.
As it was getting busier still, we went off for another wonder to see who we could find to play with. Frankly, if it had been just the 2 of us together I would have been very happy anyway, but...as we were in a nightclub on a Sunday afternoon, with maybe 150 other naked men proudly sporting erections, it seemed a waste to not look for opportunities for us to share.
Over the next hour or so, we felt quite a few cocks and arses. Well, I did, I don't think M was quite comfortable enough to take it upon himself to have a feel of any man, cock, chest or arse which took his fancy, however, I was determined to see him with at least one another penis in his mouth .
We went in to a crowded area which was quite a confined space anyway. We happened to end up standing next to a fairly sexy looking group, all playing with each other. They shuffled positions frequently and one majorly hot fella started fucking another, right in front of us. He- the fucker- was 30-ish, tall, very lean and toned with a healthy dusting of body hair, a nice trendy beard...and had the most mazing arse. He was one not to pass by, so I got close and placed my erection in the crack of his butt (not in his hole), so I was getting the benefit of his pelvic thrusts. He didn't seem to mind. M was behind me with his arms around me. I leaned back for some more kissing, at which point another guy…with a 'top knot'... kind of muscled his way in while I was distracted and started fucking the gorgeous butt (cheeky mare!).
I returned my full attention to M, but after a short while some of the little group separated and moved on...including the arse bandit with top knot! Suddenly there was a bit of space around us and not wanting to miss the opportunity, I quickly returned my cock to the crack of the awesome arse.
This time, the guy looked round at me. Obviously he wasn't horrified by what he saw as he stayed put and allowed me to enter his well lubed hole properly. He seemed to like it.
I could feel M's hard dick pressing into my butt. Had I been more prepared, I'd I've asked him to fuck me at that point, but instead, after several minutes of dipping my wick in to this delightful peach, I was able to shuffle us round so arse man and M were face to face and M could take the opportunity to suck on arse mans dick. All around us were naked, sweaty men, groping, sucking fucking and wanking, but I was totally taken up with M and arse man.
M was down there enjoying himself for some time. Arse man seemed in no hurry to go, so I continued pounding away, when quite suddenly he let out a few orgasmic groans and shot his load into M's mouth. Well..that's what I'd assumed had happened as Arse Man then unhitched himself from my dick and M stood up, looking rather pleased with himself. Arse Man was looking quite happy too as he turned to us and said ''Well, guys!'' with a tone of surprise. At this point I leaned forward to give M a kiss...and tasted cum. Clearly Arse man HAD shot his load. Kissing M and tasting that cum was SO hot. I kissed him some more and as Arse Man was still next to us, I put my hand behind his head and drew him in to a 3way cum kiss (though I think most of the spunk was now down M's throat).
Arse Man soon went on his way (we saw him about later on, enjoying a drink with some mates, and then again, later still, fucking a fella in a sling), but the legacy of that whole scenario really ratcheted up my horniness level. M was doing it for me anyway, but with a gob load of arse mans jizz... I was now ready for anything.
Earlier, I'd had the pleasure of rimming M..in fact a detail missed until now was that I blew the last mouthful of his beer into his arse, but it seemed M was now ready and keen to be penetrated. As it happens, M was backing his arse on to my dick, rather than me pushing into him...not that I wasn't willing!!!!!
Alone for a while, with an audience of wankers watching, M stood in the gloomy light, taking a relatively gentle fucking (not that I told him, but I could so easily have shot my load while this was going on, so had to take it a little easy)
After a few minutes, I needed to take a break...so we went for another wonder. Funny really, we were mostly walking around hand in hand. Much as I was up for enjoying some of the other men there, I was keen that M and I should share the pleasure.
In another crowded section of the club, a smooth, slim, blond haired, lad walked past. He had a nice knob which I took hold of. Luckily he stopped, we kissed. Guys were pushing to pass by us, through the narrow, scaffold framed walkway, so the 3 of us stood along the 'wall' in a line. Turned sideways along the 'wall' I pushed M over to suck on slims' dick, while I once again, entered M from behind. I unintentionally ended up leaning on a fella who I never really got a proper look at, but he didn't seem to mind that I was squashing him and my thrusting motion meant my hip was kind of 'stroking his fat cock' (I did notice that :-) The guy gently played with my arse and seemed to make the most of his front row view of my hard cock pleasuring M's arse, while M pleasured slims cock..who was also getting some attention from guys behind him.
After maybe 5 - 10 mins of that, our little group disbanded...as happens in these places.
M and I went back out to where were had our first, loooong, make out session. We were both a bit sweaty. Nice :-)
I leaned M up against a partition wall, knelt in front of him, pinned his arms against the 'wall' and inhaled his nice cut cock down my throat. I wasn't too long down there, but when I stood to kiss him, he told me he had almost cum. I asked if he wanted to cum. There was a reluctance, but he said he did want to as time was ticking and he had some work related business to attend to. We'd been there a couple of hours already so I was more than ready to taste his cock juice.
I knelt back down, took his erection in my mouth again, cupped his balls and entered a finger into his arse. I could already feel everything inside his arse working to pump that cum out, so, with some enthusiastic head action, it wasn't long before the sweet taste of his juices filled my throat, accompanied by M's audible grunting. It must have been quite a load, as it was backing up and almost caused me to gag...but I loved every drop. Job done, I stood up and took hold of M, hugging him for a short while, enjoying the closeness as the taste began to fade from my mouth.
I could have let M leave on his own while I stayed and enjoyed more men, but we arrived together, so I wanted us to leave together. However, I needed to dump a load now. Conscious of time, I didn't feel the need to find another arse to fuck or mouth to unload in, so we went back to the seating area, where I rested against the arm of a seat. I put my left arm round M and took my swollen man meat in my right hand. In front of a room full of horned up men, I instructed M to squeeze my balls as we kissed and I wanked frantically, until I noisily ejaculated a healthy load of cum on the floor, with a good few spurts.
We had a brief clean up, dressed and left the building. After a goodbye kiss on the steps of the underground station...I decided that as it was still a beautiful Autumn afternoon in London, I walked for a couple of ours along the river, periodically getting a whiff of M on my hands, which made me smile.
As we'd departed, M said he hoped we'd meet again. Well, I owe him a beer...so I suppose we'd better ;-)
NB. I have met M a couple of times since. Once to go to my usual nude bar, and another time at his hotel. Covid pretty much stopped any chance of meeting again over the last year... BUT... well, things look like they may ease up in the coming months. Who Know what may happen.
M is likely to read this. May even leave a comment :-)

Yes, that's my dick.


It's great to hear from this master a re-counting his erotic adventures. Always a boner when reading his stories!
Texas Dude was such an accurate and amazing read. I feel like it was yesterday.